What is Happening?
Come one, come all. Welcome to “Clown World”. America in 2021 has ceased being a serious country. We aren’t even the same country that we were in the 1980s and 90s. Accepting this fact is the first step that we all need to take before we can fix everything that’s gone wrong in America.
Some may wonder how has America become Clown World? Well, that’s what the Tin Can Conservative blog is for. This post will list many reasons why America has become a joke. This post is not all-inclusive because it might never end.
1. We don’t chose to ignore the differences between men and women. Nowadays, there’s a thousand and one genders that you choose from. With so many different choices, you can truly be whatever you want to be.
2. Some Americans are so scared that they wear mask alone in a car. I will say that people who do this are truly devoted to “virtue signaling” to the rest of the world.
3. The US Military now supports pregnant women flying fighter jets in combat. Tucker Carlson felt the wrath of the Military Industrial Complex and the Woke Mob for questioning this insanity.
4. Tik Tok supports young women having sex with as many people as possible. Look up “body count” on that debauched social media platform, and you’ll find it.
https://www.tiktok.com/tag/bodycounthigh?lang=en
5. The fact that Drag Queen Story hours actually exist. Grooming children is utterly despicable; case closed
6. People now post videos of themselves dancing after receiving their stimulus checks. Don’t believe me, then look up #stimmyshimmy on social media.
7. Our country is currently disincentivizing hard work. Of course, there have been some people who have struggled economically during the COVID-19 Pandemic. That being said, many workers can make more money on unemployment benefits than from an actual job. No wonder the US Jobs report last month was terrible. Only 266,000 jobs were added to the US economy. That number fell well below the original estimate of 1 million. Something needs to change with the
8. Our country’s assistant health secretary—Dr. Richard “Rachel” Levine—is a transgender women. No one even knew what transgenderism was 10 years ago. Now, a top federal health official is a man claiming to be a woman. That’s not a good sign for anyone who does not support the transgender movement.
9. Our country’s birth rate is down to 1.6 per woman in 2021. No one seems to care about this issue. 2.1 is the replacement rate for a population. The only way to fix our low birth rate is through increased immigration–which has its own issues. A nation that seriously cares about its future should have the capacity to sustain itself.
10. The US-Mexico Border is in complete shambles. Over 100 thousand illegal immigrants crossed the US-Mexico border in February 2021.
11. The American Psychological Association (APA) states that traditional masculinity is toxic. It’s not like young American boys are falling behind in school. It is truly disgusted that the APA does not care about the struggles of young men in modern America. Instead, the APA cares more about scoring points for feminist “virtue-signaling” above all else.
12. We all should know this right now, but American men aren’t what they used. Testosterone levels have rapidly declined in recent decades. On the individual level, men with low testosterone levels can suffer from a wide variety of health issues from fatigue to increased body fat.
13. “Woke Capitalism” has been on the rise. Numerous major corporations from the NBA to Coca-Cola constantly shill for anti-American organizations and for China.
14. “Cancel Culture” knows no bounds. From the film Gone with the Wind to the Dr. Seuss books, anything and everything that is more than five minutes old has the potential to get cancelled. It’s not just movies and books that can get cancelled. People too can get cancelled. Famous people and ordinary people alike have felt the wrath of Cancel Culture. Some recent victims of cancel culture include Mike Lindell, Christ Harrison, Gina Carano, and Senator Josh Hawley.
15. Our country is extremely unhealthy. More than 40% of Americans are obese. Obesity is honestly a national security issue in my mind. America cannot expect to defeat its enemies if most of country is obese.
16. Over 80 million Americans voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 election. Let me repeat that again. Over 80 million citizens voted for a literal gaffe machine and a mentally incapacitated commander-in-chief. I am not trying to be cruel. Joe Biden is clearly displaying cognitive decline in front of our eyes. Yet, we are not allowed to talk about that. For fun, I decided to include a great video on Joe Biden’s top 50 bloopers. My favorite one is when Biden said “we choose truth over facts!”
17. At this point in time, you would be hard-pressed to find a difference between the satirical news website The Babylon Bee and CNN. It’s both funny and scary to see how realistic the headlines on The Babylon Bee have become.
What to Do?
I don’t want this post to make people worried or upset. My solution to living in “clown world”: taking the “clown-pill”. Let’s all just laugh at how absurd life has gotten in the last year. Once we’ve had a good laugh, we should plan on fixing “clown world” sometime soon.